Last Wednesday I took a day off work so we could tick another item off Holly's summer holiday "to-do" list. This time, it was a trip to Chessington World of Adventures.
Joshua decided to give this one a miss as theme park rides aren't really his thing, plus he had work early the following morning. Brandon's girlfriend Maia has a Merlin Pass, though, so she joined us instead, giving us a group of five—me, Tina, Brandon, Holly and Maia.
Tina had purchased two of the Gold Fast Track passes, and we actually managed to make them work incredibly well across the five of us. For most rides, two of us would go through on the Fast Track, followed by another two, and we'd rotate them around so everyone got plenty of opportunities to skip the queues. On some rides, we even managed to use screenshots of the passes rather than the app, which bizarrely allowed all five of us to go through together!
Now, Fast Track tickets are very expensive and go against pretty much everything I believe in when it comes to theme parks. I'm quite happy to queue and have always thought paying extra to jump the queue was a bit ridiculous.
However...
Those Gold passes were an absolute godsend!
We managed to go on pretty much every ride two, three and even four times during the day. Our longest queue of the entire day was for Vampire, which was only around 20 minutes.
The best example was the Tiger Rock/Tiger Canyon area, where we managed to get on the ride three times in under an hour. The normal queue was showing around an hour, so without Fast Track, those three rides alone could potentially have taken up half our day!
Needless to say, we definitely got our money's worth out of those passes.
Overall, we had a really good day and the weather was perfect for a day at a theme park. However, I did come away feeling that Chessington is increasingly positioning itself towards younger children rather than teenagers and adults.
There are only a handful of genuine thrill rides now and, with the exception of the Jumanji attraction, quite a few of them are starting to look and feel a little dated. We also experienced a few breakdowns during the day, which doesn't exactly inspire confidence when you're sat waiting for a rollercoaster to start moving again!
The park's newer expansions also seem to reinforce this direction. The latest additions include PAW Patrol and Minecraft, both of which are clearly aimed at a much younger audience.
I suppose this is partly a sign that our kids are growing up. What used to feel like the perfect family theme park is perhaps no longer quite as exciting for the older ones.
So, while we had a fantastic day and absolutely rinsed those Fast Track passes, I don't think we'll be rushing back to Chessington anytime soon. For the next few years, we'll probably be looking more towards Thorpe Park and Alton Towers for our thrill-ride fix.
And, of course, there's always the rather exciting prospect of Universal Studios coming to the UK...
That could well become our new favourite destination once it opens! 🎢
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| Tina and H on Dragon Fury. |
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| Maia and B on Dragon Fury. |
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| Holly made me go on Croc Drop about 3 times, not good for your stomach. |
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| Maia has a Merlin pass so pretty much goes to all the theme parks each half term anyway. |
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| First trip around on Tiger Rock. |
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| The smaller of the splash downs - perfect for cooling down on a hot day. |
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| The 5 of us on the Safari tour which is definitely getting smaller and smaller each visit. |
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| We saw to giraffes on the safari. |
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| Other than that we saw one deer and one rhino. Ride only lasted 10 mins at best. |
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| World of Jumanji. |
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| This was one of the rides the kids all went on at least 4x. |
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| Action shot of Brandon and Maia hanging on for dear life on Dragon Fury. |
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| This one churns my stomach so I was quite happy to let Tina take this one with H. |
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| See Ya, I'll keep my feet down here. |
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| Another shot of B and Maia on Dragon Fury. |
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| A few pictures whilst doing our zoo walk at the end of the day. |
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| Unlike Maia and Brandon who distanced themselves for the bench pic, me and T tried to at least look like we were a couple. |
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| Never did like this ride since it changed from Bubble Works to Grufallo. |
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| Tina and H on Gruffalo. I couldn't be bothered with this one. |
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| Croc Drop (aka stomach drop) again - thanks H. |
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| Another round on Tiger Canyon and time to flex. |
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| And Croc Drop again, H really doesn't like me! |
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| More from the log flume in Tiger Canyon. |
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| Then some pictures from our photo pass. |
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| Flexing again. |
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| Oh don't they look happy. |
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| Mandrill Mayhem is easily the best ride there now. But Tina doesn't like this one. |
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| Tina and H on Bubble Works (yes it will always be Bubble Works to me). |
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| Rattle Snake is still fun and a good chance to squish Holly on the bends. |
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| Tina and H on Rattlesnake. |
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| Splash down. |
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| Brandon and Maia on Rattlesnake. |
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| Yeh I got Holly to flex as well. |
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| Brandon's hair going a bit wild there! |
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| Tomb Blaster - another one I just can't be bothered with. |
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| Whilst I waited outside for Tina and H a young kid having lunch was almost in tears when he found out I wasn't the real Superman (haha). |
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| Vampire was the only one of the big rides that we only went on once. |
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| That was because it was broken down all morning and they gave out loads of free tickets to those waiting. So they all went in the fast pass queue making it pretty much a normal queue. |
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| Vampire is still the stand out coaster at Chessington though despite its age. |
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| More from the log flume. Holly ducking the splash so it gets Tina. |
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| More from Dragon Fury. |
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| We even did a cheeky and sneaked all5 of us on using the gold fast pass. |
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| How many sharks on this picture? |
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| The clue is there is one less in this picture. |