"Get Off My Land!"

Thanks to Auntie Nicky and her reluctance to concede to being an Essex girl, she has a bit of a standing joke with little Brandon regarding the expression "Get off my land!" said in a very strong Norfolk accent. Well reading Brandon's night time story about rabbits tonight and the first line of the second page had us both in stitches, see below:

The sad thing is I could not read this line without putting on a Norfolk accent!

Look at this charming picture of Brandon below and see if you can guess why he is all happy and proud of himself. Is it because he is so fast in his go-kart that he can almost beat Joshua on his bike? Is it because he has learnt to lock the wheels and skid his go-kart sideways? 

Why is Brandon looking so proud in his go-kart - look closer.

Well whilst he can do both of these things, this is not the reason for his grin. Take a little closer look at the picture and in particular his go-kart.

Yes you spotted it, he has smashed up the bodywork on his car. Like mother like son eh!

He was basically charging along at what seemed like about 50mph and decided to just steer straight into the end of a park bench and find it funny. That was until he realised he had wedged his go-kart under the bench and cracked all the bodywork!!!! If his go-kart had an air bag I can assure you it would have gone off. I guess this item won't be selling for much on ebay once the boys have out grown it.